Happy 101 Award

Okay, so, remember that time a couple months ago when everyone was doing memes, and I was all "Nah, stupid memes! Don't be taggin' me no mo". See, I know you all worship my every spoken word and all, but damn, there are now two memes going about, and it's been, like, a week until I was finally tagged by the good Sebastian. I know, I often say that memes suck shit (which they do), but guys. I'm more often than not full of shit. I also like attention, so get to lavishing.

You know the rules by now, chumps.

1) Movies
Duh.

2) Jonathan Lethem
Literary genre-bending at it's best. Even though I despise fucking You Don't Love Me Yet, I've loved everything else, from Amnesia Moon to Fortress of Solitude to Chronic City to the Omega comics. You keep doing what you're doing, my good sir.

3) Masterpiece books from famous writers that get little attention
Looking at you, Lunar Park.

4) Comments
They give me a reason for living. Besides, y'know, constantly changing arrival dates of Batman 3.

5) (the idea of) Standing behind people at the ATM, screaming 'GOT IT!', and running away
Thank you, Demetri Martin.

6) Riddles, play on words, double entendres, otherwise word-trickery
Morrissey, Douglas Adams, Stephen Fry, basically all those British folks.

7) The lyric: "I would go out tonight/but I haven't got a stitch to wear/this man said/it's gruesome/that someone so handsome should care".
Guess the song, then.

8) Breaking da rules
Ahem.